[It's easy to mistake her for someone else when she's not actively causing some brand of chaos or tormenting some poor student. In fact, she's actually being questionably productive and calm.]

Come on now, darling, you and I both know that's impossible. [And there she is pulling out the pet names that mostly mean she's not taking whoever she's talking to seriously.] It's not as if anyone else in this place dresses as brightly or in the colors I do on a daily basis.

[... Oh. Oh he's being snarky. Well now, that's actually a little more interesting and she's looking up properly, a brow raising.]

There are two and only two things I will ever accept being called a nerd over and it's not a damn thing any of these people are talking about. And what those are, well, you'll just have to figure that out.