"I have to imagine it's just not high on the priority list after a century or two. If you don't need to do it anymore, it's not like you're ever going to look in the pantry."

The mention of that particular lecture left Apollo wincing as he took in the list again. It wasn't even the most dangerous-sounding one on the list, just one of the more alarming ones. "I'm starting to think that this list is a better look into the vampire mind than any of these lectures could possibly be... er, no offense, sir."

Apollo was hasty to add that last part. He knew full well how testy a vampire could get, even if this one seemed pretty casual.