[Okay, but to be fair, pumpkin guts would not exactly blend in on black, either.
Kevin politely hands over not one napkin, but two. Probably this guy cannot actually see the full extent of the damage here. He is going to need two.]
You've got some in your hair.
[He says helpfully, as though he did not cause the problem in the first place. Maybe he will not admit it. Maybe it will be even funnier later if there is some sort of grand reveal of secret troublemaking. This guy hasn't done anything to make Kevin dislike him as of yet -- this is something that sometimes happens in about half a second, so that is notable actually -- so maybe there will be an opportunity for this prank to have a second life later, if he leaves it be.]
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Kevin politely hands over not one napkin, but two. Probably this guy cannot actually see the full extent of the damage here. He is going to need two.]
You've got some in your hair.
[He says helpfully, as though he did not cause the problem in the first place. Maybe he will not admit it. Maybe it will be even funnier later if there is some sort of grand reveal of secret troublemaking. This guy hasn't done anything to make Kevin dislike him as of yet -- this is something that sometimes happens in about half a second, so that is notable actually -- so maybe there will be an opportunity for this prank to have a second life later, if he leaves it be.]
What's this about a cracked bone?